1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:04,620 Oh, this is a story about a guy named Al, and he lived in a sewer with his 2 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:07,640 hamster pals, but the sanitation workers really didn't know through, so he 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:11,320 packed up his accordion and had to move to a city in Ohio, where he lived in a 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,420 tree, and he worked in a neighborhood congestion factory, and he played on the 5 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:17,660 company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange recurring dream, 6 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,260 where he was wearing leader holes and in a vat of sour cream, but that's really 7 00:00:20,260 --> 00:00:21,340 not important in the story. 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,340 Well, the very next year, he met a dental hygienist with a special attitude 9 00:00:25,340 --> 00:00:29,340 her arm. But he didn't even touch any lobster number. Then he got himself a 10 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:32,759 on a tater tot farm. And he spent his life sending out a split -level game 20 11 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:34,160 miles along the surface of the Earth. 12 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:38,200 And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle salad for what it's 13 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,620 worth. Then one day, Al was in the forest trying to get a tan when he heard 14 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:44,680 tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap, and 15 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,740 set him free. And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be. And it 16 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:50,920 out he's a big shepherd who'll turn on TV. So he gave Al a contract, and what 17 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,650 he... And now, now he's got his very own weird elf. 18 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:17,530 Today's lesson is, when faced with a challenge, try your... 19 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,460 And don't be afraid to seek good advice. 20 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:23,340 Oh, hey, everybody. 21 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:27,940 Well, I guess the sign already gave it away, but today is the day of the annual 22 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:29,380 Weird Al Talent Show. 23 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,800 Isn't that exciting? 24 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:33,480 Well, it's really great. 25 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,400 All my friends are going to come over and show off their unique talent. 26 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:41,500 I'm especially excited because a few special guests are dropping by, such 27 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,500 Are you ready? 28 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:43,880 My mom! 29 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,240 Wow, Harvey, can't you just smell the excitement? 30 00:01:48,110 --> 00:01:51,590 The great thing is, everybody's got some kind of talent, some artistic or 31 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:54,410 creative or unusual thing they can do that makes them special. 32 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:58,630 And even though I run my talent show in the spirit of non -competitive fun, I do 33 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:01,190 award a special grand prize to one performer. 34 00:02:01,430 --> 00:02:02,670 Come here, check this out. 35 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,000 My friends are so excited about this. 36 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:11,740 Today, some lucky person is going to walk away with this unique, specially 37 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:15,660 handcrafted ice sculpture of Marvin the Sea Bass. 38 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:17,600 Isn't this the most beautiful? 39 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:19,620 Okay. 40 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:25,300 If we went back in time to before this freezer stopped working, you would have 41 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:28,420 seen a beautiful and ornate ice sculpture of Marvin the Sea Bass. 42 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:30,560 But now it's melted. 43 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,780 Well... I guess I better see if I can come up with some kind of replacement. 44 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,700 Al, can you come help with that? 45 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:40,740 Oh, hi, Karky. I got it. 46 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,880 Oh, that's good. 47 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:51,340 That corner's fine. 48 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:54,760 Wait a second. 49 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,000 Today's not talent show day, is it? 50 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:01,690 Well, gotta be going. Oh, no, Corky. You're not getting out of it this year. 51 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:05,650 Today you're finally going to be in my talent show. Oh, thanks, but I don't 52 00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:08,850 think so. You have to. I already told my mom you were going to do something. 53 00:03:09,370 --> 00:03:10,370 Come on. 54 00:03:10,470 --> 00:03:11,550 Let me think about it. 55 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:16,310 No. Corky, just try really hard and focus on doing whatever you do best. 56 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:17,590 It'll be fun. 57 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:18,770 You know, fun. 58 00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:19,790 Woo -hoo. 59 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:21,230 Hey, 60 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:22,810 it's the doorbell. 61 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:35,410 except for my mom. She was late again. 62 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:40,230 Boy, Al, I am really pumped about this talent show. I don't know, but I think 63 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:41,850 this might be the year I win that ice sculpture. 64 00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:44,310 That's nice. I hope you brought a thermos. 65 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:46,130 What? Nothing. 66 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:47,390 Good luck. 67 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:52,190 Okay, cuz, well, I got your name down on the list, and you'll be up in a few, so 68 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:56,010 don't worry. You're gonna rock the house. But I... Hey, that must be my 69 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,580 I'm starting to worry about you. You're late. 70 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:06,000 Oh, I'm sorry, Alfie. I tried to get here on time, but I was practicing and 71 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,780 getting ready, and the next thing I knew, I was late. Oh, well, don't worry 72 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:10,020 about it. Come on in. Have a seat. 73 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:13,240 And where are you going? 74 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:17,079 Kirky. Alfie tells me you're performing in the show today. I can't wait to see 75 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:17,719 your act. 76 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,459 Yeah, me either. 77 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,440 Okay, well, better get the show on the road. When we come back, you'll be 78 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,360 spectacular performances from all my town. 79 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,980 Hey everybody, welcome to the annual Weird Al Talent Show! 80 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,160 Remember, 81 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,800 it's not whether you win or lose, as long as you give it a try. And of 82 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,420 Judging the show this year will be the winner of last year's talent show, the 83 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:03,420 one, the only, Harvey the Wonderhamster! 84 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,980 Let me just move the judges down a little closer. 85 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:11,860 Seems to be stuck. 86 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:17,180 Can I get four or five strong men to help me out here? 87 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,680 Thanks, Kirky. 88 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:31,800 Okay, well, let's get started. First up, the lovely and talented Hooded Avenger! 89 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,160 Thanks, Al. 90 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:42,000 Today I am going to demonstrate one of my lesser -seen superpowers. 91 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:49,280 I am going to mold this cube of ice into the shape of a horse 92 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,100 with my tongue. 93 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,180 And Arabian gelding. 94 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:23,960 Thank you. Thank you. I hope to be leaving here with a much larger ice 95 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,560 sculpture, if you know what I mean. 96 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,440 Thank you for the adventure. It was going to be great. 97 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:33,220 And now, ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the otherworldly talents 98 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:35,940 of Madam Judy the Psychic. Yay! 99 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:38,660 Hello, 100 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:45,430 my little tax deductions. It is I, Madam Judy. Only I can channel the living. 101 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:50,810 Yes. So many celebrities want to be me. No, they cannot possess me. Wait, I hear 102 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:53,870 voices. I must channel them. Oh, no. It's Roseanne. 103 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:58,610 Hey, you guys. You better be good or I'm going to have to sing and stuff. 104 00:06:58,870 --> 00:06:59,870 Too late. 105 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:02,770 Oh, sorry. Can you sing? 106 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:04,770 Oh, no. I'm Barbara Streisand. 107 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:07,210 Oh, no. Oh, I'm a serious singer. 108 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:08,550 Oh, I'm like butter. 109 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:12,110 Oh, Papa, can you hear me? Oh, no. Wait. 110 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,530 Elvis is coming back! Elvis! Oh, no! 111 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:20,090 I'm Elvis, and I'm back, and I came to Elso to eat some donuts. 112 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:23,490 You're fabulous! 113 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,050 Wow! 114 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:29,050 Are you going somewhere? 115 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:31,930 I've changed my mind. I don't want to be on the show. 116 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:35,810 What's the worst thing that could happen? Look, no matter what, we're all 117 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:38,010 going to like you. It's easy for you to say. You have talent. 118 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,670 You're getting too worked up over this. 119 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:42,750 Just give it your best shot. Just try for once. 120 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,670 Now, according to my list, you're going to be up pretty soon. 121 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:49,610 Good thing I made a copy. 122 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:52,510 Anyway, like I was saying, you're going to be up pretty soon. I don't even have 123 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:53,670 any idea what I would do! 124 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:57,570 Well, why don't you do what I do when my mind is completely blank? 125 00:07:58,130 --> 00:07:59,130 Watch TV! 126 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,920 Better spin again, Cindy. 127 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:24,180 Welcome to Celebrity Close -Up. Today, we'll be talking close -up with 128 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:26,040 actor and director, Clint Eastwood. 129 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:27,960 Mr. Eastwood, it's a pleasure having you here. 130 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,200 Yeah, well, thanks for having me here. 131 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,539 Direction's okay? You found parking all right? 132 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:33,799 Yeah, fine. 133 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:35,059 No problem. 134 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:39,620 Good. You know, I'm a longtime fan of your work, and your last film I found to 135 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,640 be a masterpiece. Wait a minute. 136 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:42,700 I didn't come here to talk about movies. 137 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,030 I came here to talk about my new line of salad dressing. 138 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:50,550 I have five shiny objects in my coat pocket. What are they? 139 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:52,890 I'll tell you tonight at 11. 140 00:08:54,090 --> 00:09:00,710 And it looks like you're going to have to spin the wheel again. 141 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:05,090 All right. 142 00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:11,290 Out of the Southwest, we have a lovely low pressure system, which is creating 143 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:12,330 the conditions for... 144 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:13,590 You guessed it, rain. 145 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:19,990 And over here in the east... Oh, um, I've just destroyed Cleveland. 146 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:24,190 Uh, well, here in Illinois, where my parents... Oh, my parents! 147 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,070 There's nothing there! 148 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:27,990 And there's no weather anywhere! 149 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:32,670 Clint Eastwood Blue Cheese, Clint Eastwood Ranch, Clint Eastwood Honey 150 00:09:32,810 --> 00:09:35,630 Clint Eastwood Fresh and Zesty Poppy Seed. 151 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:37,210 Oh, 152 00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:40,690 and you gotta spin again. 153 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:43,690 I can't. I'm so tired. 154 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:47,430 Spin the wheel! 155 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:55,490 Oh, well, that's about all the time we have. Thanks for joining 156 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:59,870 us, and we'll see you next time on... Spin the wheel! 157 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:04,230 Well, that wasn't any help. 158 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,720 Weird Al Talent Show proudly presents the off -the -wall comedy of The Guy 159 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,720 Boarded Up on the Wall. 160 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,980 Thank you, thank you. I love it, thank you. Okay, knock, knock. 161 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,280 Who's there? 162 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,000 Olive. Olive who? 163 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,580 Olive behind the wall. 164 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,920 I got another one here. Listen to this. Knock, knock. 165 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,360 Who's there? 166 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,000 Lemmy. Lemmy who? 167 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,080 Let me out of here. I'm boarded up in the wall. 168 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:45,460 Okay, okay, wait. I got another one here. So, did you think of something to 169 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:46,640 No. 170 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:52,150 Well, you better think of something quick, because you're up next. 171 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,390 What? 172 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:57,370 Thank you, thank you. You're beautiful. I'll be here all week. I love you. The 173 00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:58,710 guy put it up on the wall, everybody. 174 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:02,610 And now, ladies and gentlemen, I proudly give... 175 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:49,520 Will Corky give up, or will she try harder to find something she can do? 176 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,960 don't know. I can't imagine. What'll she do? I'm completely stumped. Beats the 177 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:52,960 heck out of me. 178 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,020 Hold your horses! 179 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:56,620 We'll be right back. 180 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,500 Hey! It's time for more of the Weird Al Show! 181 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,080 Come on, Corky. You're missing the show. 182 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:11,740 Everybody else has some kind of talent, and I don't have any. 183 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,120 I'm just a big nothing loser. 184 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:17,730 You know, Corky, most people weren't good at what they do the first time they 185 00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:19,870 tried it. The thing is, you've got to keep trying. 186 00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:23,510 Well, take my acting career, for instance. You know, I was in the 187 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:28,150 of a pretty famous show, and, well, things didn't quite turn out as I'd 188 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:31,530 Why, I remember it as if it were just yesterday. 189 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:39,650 Uh, aren't you going to show me? 190 00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:41,370 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. 191 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:46,580 Okay, are we ready to shoot this? 192 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:47,820 We got speed. 193 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,480 Take 37. 194 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:51,380 And action! 195 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:57,600 Brad, you never tell me you have a long -locked cousin. 196 00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:02,000 Gee, I hope it's okay, Wilma. I sent it to drop by for dinner. 197 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,440 Brad! 198 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,260 That must be him now. 199 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:11,220 Well, if it isn't Al Yangstone. I haven't seen you in years. 200 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:16,520 Fred, old buddy, you haven't changed a bit. And where's your lovely wife, 201 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,820 Cut! Oh, boy. 202 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,960 The name is Wilma, not Helga. 203 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,140 Sorry. All right, we'll pick it up from Fred answering the door. 204 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:26,760 Take 38. 205 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,820 And action. 206 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,820 Well, if it isn't Al Yangstone. I haven't seen you in years. 207 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,820 Fred, old buddy, you haven't changed a bit. 208 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,360 Wine. And where's your lovely wife, Wilma? 209 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,000 You blockhead. 210 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,420 Cut. Cut. 211 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,620 Take 39. 212 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,480 And action! 213 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,300 Well, if it isn't Al Yangston. 214 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:00,520 He ain't there. 215 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:01,920 Where is he? 216 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,160 Oh, are we going again? 217 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,440 Cut! 218 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,920 That's it. That is it. 219 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,920 I can't work with this man. 220 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,920 I will be in my trailer. 221 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:17,280 Okay, that's lunch, everybody. One hour. 222 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,280 Wow, 223 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:24,819 you're right. 224 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,820 You stunk. 225 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:28,360 But you just kept at it, didn't you? 226 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:32,660 That's right. If at first you strike out, you just got to get right back up 227 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:33,519 that horse. 228 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,960 I know it's easy for you to say. 229 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,280 You have talent. 230 00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:40,900 I'm just a big, talentless... 231 00:14:41,699 --> 00:14:42,699 Blob. 232 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,460 Doesn't that hurt? 233 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,660 What? 234 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,020 Crushing cans? 235 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,620 Smashing walnuts with your fist? 236 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,680 I mean, anybody else would have broken every bone in their hand. I mean, that's 237 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,680 pretty amazing. 238 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,740 Well, anyway, I've got to get back to the show. Bobby's been on for a while 239 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,680 ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to bring to the stage... Al! 240 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,680 Al, I'd like to give it a try. 241 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,360 Really? I want to go on. 242 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:21,860 Great! And now I'm very pleased to bring to the stage the one, the only, Corky 243 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:22,860 Woman of Steel! 244 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,060 Yeah! 245 00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:11,990 And now, 246 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:17,050 to finish off the show, here's my mom with her famous banjo solo and balancing 247 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,050 act. 248 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:21,990 Hmm, 249 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,049 who could that be? 250 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,050 Hold on, everybody. 251 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,690 Wow, it's the guys from Immature. 252 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,440 We heard it through the grapevine that you have in the talent show. I was 253 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,440 wondering if we could be in it. 254 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:42,440 Oh, gee, guys, that would be great, but we really only have time for one more 255 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:49,220 act, and my mom is already... It's okay, Ma. 256 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,600 You did the best you could. 257 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:52,860 You know what? 258 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,580 I think a slot just opened up, right? All right. 259 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,400 Hey, look, everybody. 260 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,680 It's immature. 261 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:17,960 All the times we shared I can't seem to forget The 262 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:24,940 love that we shared And I miss your pretty smile Just needs to brighten 263 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:31,940 up my day I want you here with me I'm calling out your 264 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:38,940 name Hear me My pretty girl You're on 265 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:44,750 my mind I want to hold you in my, my, my heart 266 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,330 tonight. 267 00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:54,850 Let's make it right. Unless with these two days you can relate to what 268 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,370 I have to say. 269 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,570 I'm not a fool. 270 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:58,990 I'm not a fool. 271 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:02,370 Please don't bring my heart. 272 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:07,230 I've been dreaming about you and I need you. 273 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,580 Don't break my heart. 274 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:18,780 Don't break my heart. Don't break my heart. 275 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:28,140 I'm sitting in my window watching what's good about you. I'm hoping 276 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:32,340 that one day you will be inside. 277 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:38,340 And I want you here with me. No explanation goes. 278 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,510 Oh, no. 279 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:53,610 My baby girl, I want to hold you in my 280 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,970 arms, in my arms. 281 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:04,130 So now, let's make it right. Unless we're face to 282 00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:06,930 face, you can't relate to what... 283 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:20,760 They're dreaming about you and I need you in my life. 284 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,980 I'm not a fool. 285 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:26,680 Please don't break my heart. 286 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,280 Please don't break my heart. 287 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,620 By my side. 288 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:39,720 I need you in my life. 289 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:44,740 I want you by my side. I need you in my life. 290 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,930 What do I think? You just sabotaged the show. 291 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,210 Well, of course. 292 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:06,370 Sabotage is my talent. 293 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:07,990 Oh. 294 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,230 Valerie Brentwood, everybody. 295 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:14,970 Well, 296 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:18,670 looks like that's the end of the talent show. I want to thank everybody for 297 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:20,970 coming. Wait a minute, Al. 298 00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:23,110 Where's our grand prize? 299 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,730 Yeah, what about the ice sculpture? Ice sculpture! 300 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:27,490 Ice sculpture! Ice sculpture! 301 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,400 What would you think about having a different prize this year? 302 00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:36,780 Just kidding. 303 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,480 Don't go away. We'll award the winner when we come back. 304 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:45,680 Won't we? It looks like Al's in a jam, but at least Porky learned her lesson. 305 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:50,100 Always try your best, always seek good advice, and always floss after eating 306 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,100 bricks! 307 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,760 The Weird Al Show will be back in a... 308 00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:08,150 I have some bad news. 309 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:12,270 My beautiful, ornate, specially -made, handcrafted ice sculpture of Marvin the 310 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,990 Sea Bass melted. 311 00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:17,510 Oh, don't worry about it. I'm sure there's another one in this bag here. 312 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:24,310 Oh, Mom, you're a lifesaver! 313 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:29,490 Have you made your final decision, Harvey? Oh, great. 314 00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:35,530 And this year's winner of the annual Weird Al Talent Show is... 315 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,680 special E for effort goes to my cousin, Corky. 316 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:57,780 Oh, I've always wanted one of these. 317 00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:59,920 I'll try even harder next year. 318 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,020 That ice sculpture shall be mine.